2 vampires walk into a pub , 1 of the vampire orders a cup of bloodthe other vampire orders a cup of hot water, the bartender asks - "Why hot water?",the vampire replies : "I found a used tampon out side i thought i'd make some tea." :O
This website uses affiliate links. This means that if you click on a link and make a purchase, we may receive a commission. This does not affect the price you pay for the product.
This site uses cookies to help personalise content, tailor your experience and to keep you logged in if you register.
By continuing to use this site, you are consenting to our use of cookies.