A preacher lost his roosterA preacher lost his rooster (male chicken) and all his search effortsproved fruitless. He then decided to mention it in church so that anyonewho knows its whereabouts could advise accordingly The following Sunday,while in church, he asked: "Who has a cock?"And all the men stood up.Embarrassed and not knowing what to say next, he said: "I mean, who,amongst you, has seen a cock last night?".All the women stood up.The priest started to blush when he realized what implications that willhave on his image.He then asked:" No, no, no. What I mean is who, inthe last two weeks in this church, has seen my cock?"All the nuns stood up.!!!