SMS Jokes

[Arjun1]

Q-Woh Koan Sa Prinda Hai Jiske Pair Hote Huwe Bhi Woh Ud Nahin Sakta?
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Ans-Mara Huwa Parinda :hysterical: :rofl:

 

[Anitha]

There are many birds who can't fly despite of having legs like normal bird.

 

[Arjun1]

1st-Do You Know English? :huh:
2nd-Yes
1st-Then Tell me What is The Opposite Of Naag Panchami?
2nd-So Simple Yaar Naag Do Not Punch Me

 

[Arjun1]

Nobody is Like U, Nobody Cares 4 U, Nobody Misses U, Nobody Wants 2 See U Good, Nobody is Ur Best Friend, Nobody is Happy with U :wall: Dont Cry my Name is Nobody :hysterical:

 

[Deleted member 7160]

They are not jokes.. they are PJ's..

 

[Arjun1]

Teacher-"I killed a person" :O convert this sentence into future tense. :huh:
Student: The future tense is "You will go to jail" :thumb:

 

[Arjun1]

The Scene Of Accident A Man Crying-O God I have Lost My Hand 2nd-Don't Cry See That Man He Lost His Head Is He Crying? :hysterical:

 

[Deleted member 10390]

Will expect more. Keep posting.

 

[Arjun1]

Will expect more. Keep posting.

The maths teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention :rofl: in class.She called on him and said, Pappu! What are 4, 2, 28 and 44? Little Johnny quickly replied, Cartoon Network, Ten Sports, Discovery Channel and Pogo! :yahoo: