This is a true video (ppl from TN/Chennai would know)
Some of the gems, I have received as forwards include
No ragging this college. Anybody rag we arrest the police
Take 5 cm wire of any length
Both of u three get out of the class
I talk, he talk, why you middle middle talk?
You, rotate the ground four times (meaning running in the ground as punishment)
You, meet me behind the class. (Meaning AFTER the class..)