Old Lady In Court

[manu1991]

In a trial, a small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness,an elderly grandmother to the stand.He approached her and asked; "Mrs.. Jones, do you know me?"She responded, "Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known yousince you were a young boy, and frankly, you're a big disappointment tome.You lie, cheat on your wife, manipulate people and talk about thembehind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't thebrains to realize you never will amount to anything more than a two-bitpaper pusher.Yes, I know you."The lawyer was stunned! Not knowing what else to do, he pointed acrossthe room and asked, "Mrs.. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?"She again replied, "Why, yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he wasa youngster. He's lazy, bigoted, and has a drinking problem. He can'tbuild a normal relationship with anyone and his law practice is one ofthe worst in the state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with threedifferent women.One of them was your wife. Yes I know him."The defense attorney almost died.The judge asked both lawyers to approach the bench and in a quiet voicesaid:"If either of you rascals asks her if she knows me, I'll send you to theelectric chair."

 

[viralbug]

lolz! :rofl:good one!

 

[cyberwiz]

I enjoyed that :rofl:

 

[max]

hehe..funny!

 

[coolbuddy_79]

wow man!! she must've known about the whole town then :hysterical:

 

[sneezymelon]

cool!

 

[gregory house]

Very funny. And she is definitely Miss. Marple.