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Srini Mama:
Today is Ravi Maestri's porandhanaal. On this day, lets deconstruct his cliches, commonly known as #Shastrims, and look what kind of counter we would look to give for that.
1. Hardik Pandyaaaaaa! This lad can tonk a few. If he gets going, its ominous for the opposition.
#SantaCounter: Dei pithukuli, nee ennadhan pachaya Mumbai ku support pannalum, Hardik Pandya nethi vandhu payyan. En avana Sir Ian Botham range ku hype panra?
2. Dangerous Smith departs.
#SC: Dwayne Smith ku oru thambi irukan nu sollaveliye!
3. We have a nice match on our cards here.
#SC: Dey inga enna Poker ah veladranga?
4. India win the toss and choose to bat. They'll look to score some runs while Sri Lanka will be looking to pick up early wickets.
#SC: Yeah, the sun rises in the east and sets in the west.
5. If India wants to win here, they'll need to play well
#SC: Thanks for the analysis, Sherlock.
6. It’s funny how in 20-20 cricket, one over can change the game.
#SC: Why is it funny?
7. India has been in tremendous form, and surely they look confident to win this game. But Sri Lanka is one resilient team. They won't give in easily. They just might win too. And we all know the game of cricket too well to rule out the possibility of a draw.
#SC: Ayyo Raama, enna yenda indha pannada solradha lam keka vekkara!
8. Just what the doctor ordered.
#SC: Dey Dakalti, doctors don't order da, they prescribe.
9. How does it feel to be the Man of the Match? Happy?
#SC: Illa da, sethu pona enga aaya va nanachu innum sogathula dhan irukan.
10. Lasith Malinga is a sort of bowler who doesn’t need a pitch to bowl.
#SC: Avan enna baseball ah aadran, pitch la podama iruka? Sarakku, eppoyum sarakku.
11. The ball raced to the fence like a tracer bullet.
#SC: Muhvaney, onaku tracer bullet lam direct ah Atom Bomb dhan. Vaila bomb vechiruvan.
12. Darren Sammy is very tall 6' 4" 6' 5" has really long pair of hands. Those can be really handy.
#SC: Dey Pardesi Naye, nee pesitrukardhu family channel da! Ipdi pacha pachaya pesara?
13. He bowls with a lot of heart.
#SC: But why do you speak without brain?
14. Pujara is showing that he likes batting.
#SC: Thanks for the insight da. Naa ennamo avanga veetla force panni amchanga nu nanachen.
15. Muralidharan to continue. Jayawardhane on strike. They would have seen each other a lot in the nets. This will be an interesting contest.
#SC: Aaman nee dhan poi velaku pudicha.
16. Pressure game. Good to put runs on the board?
#SC: Its better if you shut the &*$k up.
17. The required rate is over 8 an over. India need to up the ante.
#SC: Yaaroda aunty?
18. Sreeshanth has only two balls left.
#SC: Dei. Naye. Naye.
19. What should India do to win this match?
RS: The batsmen need to put runs on the board, the bowlers need to punch above their weights and bowl well and the fielders need to be sharp on the field. Overall, they need to play a good game of cricket.
#SC: Naanga mattum enna avanga good game of football aadnum na sonnom? En da pranana vangara?
20. Off stump goes for a tossssssssss.
#SC: Toss la enna vandhudhu? Poova thalaya?
21. Dimitri Mascarenhas was bowling his 4th over in a 20-20 game. RS: I wouldn’t be surprised if Warne gets him to bowl his entire quota in one go.
#SC: Mark Nicholas politely, “Indeed you are right, he is in fact bowling his fourth over.
22. Flashes and flashes harrrddd!! Cuts and cuts haaard! Pulls and pulls nicely.
#SC: Thirumbathirumba pesara nee. Thirumbathirumba pesara nee!
23. Dale Steyn is a fast bowler and one of the best in world cricket
#SantaCounter: Oh apdiya? Before this piece of information, I thought he was a spinner.
Dei Ravi, you & cliches: Still a better love story than Twilight da.
P.S: Dey pasangala, if you guys remember more Shastrisms, comment them da. Which one is your fav in this?
Today is Ravi Maestri's porandhanaal. On this day, lets deconstruct his cliches, commonly known as #Shastrims, and look what kind of counter we would look to give for that.
1. Hardik Pandyaaaaaa! This lad can tonk a few. If he gets going, its ominous for the opposition.
#SantaCounter: Dei pithukuli, nee ennadhan pachaya Mumbai ku support pannalum, Hardik Pandya nethi vandhu payyan. En avana Sir Ian Botham range ku hype panra?
2. Dangerous Smith departs.
#SC: Dwayne Smith ku oru thambi irukan nu sollaveliye!
3. We have a nice match on our cards here.
#SC: Dey inga enna Poker ah veladranga?
4. India win the toss and choose to bat. They'll look to score some runs while Sri Lanka will be looking to pick up early wickets.
#SC: Yeah, the sun rises in the east and sets in the west.
5. If India wants to win here, they'll need to play well
#SC: Thanks for the analysis, Sherlock.
6. It’s funny how in 20-20 cricket, one over can change the game.
#SC: Why is it funny?
7. India has been in tremendous form, and surely they look confident to win this game. But Sri Lanka is one resilient team. They won't give in easily. They just might win too. And we all know the game of cricket too well to rule out the possibility of a draw.
#SC: Ayyo Raama, enna yenda indha pannada solradha lam keka vekkara!
8. Just what the doctor ordered.
#SC: Dey Dakalti, doctors don't order da, they prescribe.
9. How does it feel to be the Man of the Match? Happy?
#SC: Illa da, sethu pona enga aaya va nanachu innum sogathula dhan irukan.
10. Lasith Malinga is a sort of bowler who doesn’t need a pitch to bowl.
#SC: Avan enna baseball ah aadran, pitch la podama iruka? Sarakku, eppoyum sarakku.
11. The ball raced to the fence like a tracer bullet.
#SC: Muhvaney, onaku tracer bullet lam direct ah Atom Bomb dhan. Vaila bomb vechiruvan.
12. Darren Sammy is very tall 6' 4" 6' 5" has really long pair of hands. Those can be really handy.
#SC: Dey Pardesi Naye, nee pesitrukardhu family channel da! Ipdi pacha pachaya pesara?
13. He bowls with a lot of heart.
#SC: But why do you speak without brain?
14. Pujara is showing that he likes batting.
#SC: Thanks for the insight da. Naa ennamo avanga veetla force panni amchanga nu nanachen.
15. Muralidharan to continue. Jayawardhane on strike. They would have seen each other a lot in the nets. This will be an interesting contest.
#SC: Aaman nee dhan poi velaku pudicha.
16. Pressure game. Good to put runs on the board?
#SC: Its better if you shut the &*$k up.
17. The required rate is over 8 an over. India need to up the ante.
#SC: Yaaroda aunty?
18. Sreeshanth has only two balls left.
#SC: Dei. Naye. Naye.
19. What should India do to win this match?
RS: The batsmen need to put runs on the board, the bowlers need to punch above their weights and bowl well and the fielders need to be sharp on the field. Overall, they need to play a good game of cricket.
#SC: Naanga mattum enna avanga good game of football aadnum na sonnom? En da pranana vangara?
20. Off stump goes for a tossssssssss.
#SC: Toss la enna vandhudhu? Poova thalaya?
21. Dimitri Mascarenhas was bowling his 4th over in a 20-20 game. RS: I wouldn’t be surprised if Warne gets him to bowl his entire quota in one go.
#SC: Mark Nicholas politely, “Indeed you are right, he is in fact bowling his fourth over.
22. Flashes and flashes harrrddd!! Cuts and cuts haaard! Pulls and pulls nicely.
#SC: Thirumbathirumba pesara nee. Thirumbathirumba pesara nee!
23. Dale Steyn is a fast bowler and one of the best in world cricket
#SantaCounter: Oh apdiya? Before this piece of information, I thought he was a spinner.
Dei Ravi, you & cliches: Still a better love story than Twilight da.
P.S: Dey pasangala, if you guys remember more Shastrisms, comment them da. Which one is your fav in this?
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