The Offtopic Thread

[amish]

KMPH or MPH?!

 

[Sushubh]

Amazing!!! Airtel has finally lost my number. I guess they were using Nokia X.


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[chaibiskutbhai]

 

[Sushubh]

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[Nishant]

Pardon me for the language of this joke

Sardar aur tota (parrot) in a plane.
Tota pushes the button.
Air hostess: yes sir?
Tota: yu hi maa chuda raha tha.
Air hostess goes back.
Tota does it again.
Air hostess : yes sir?
Tota: yu hi maa chuda raha tha.
Sardar sochta hai me bhi karunga.
Sardar pushes the button.
Air hostess: yes sir?
Sardar : yu hi ma chuda raha tha.
Air hostess complaints to the pilot.
Pilot: if they repeat it, throw both of them out.
Sardar does it again and tells air hostess: yu
hi maa chuda raha tha.
Air hostess throws both of them out.
Tota starts flying and asks sardar: udna ata
hai?
Sardar: no
Tota: to fir kyu maa chuda raha tha????

 

[Sushubh]

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[Sushubh]

Hopefully... Original.


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[Sushubh]

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For a second... Chandler?

 

[Sushubh]

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[neeraj0272]

My next pair of sneakers!