Two black men are walking down the street and they see a sign that says "Be white for 99 cents!"
The first man says the has the dollar on him, the second man only has 98 cents. The first man says, okay, I'll go in and if it works, I'll give you the penny you need after.
First first blank man goes in and comes back out white. The second man asks "Can I have the penny?" The first man replies "Get a job!"