The Offtopic Thread

[Sushubh]

Had no idea I had so much power!

 

[mhsabir]

Why not get All Jazeera on TV for yourself while you are at it..

 

[Sushubh]

I would need a TV first.

 

[Sushubh]

Source

 

[amish]

LOL indirectly he accepts that Yedyurappa's selection is bit controversial!

I already see signs of RaGa type environment in BJP (pre-election).

Something good happens where Congress is involved - yey Rahul baba did it.
Congress fails (say in Election) - Congress is responsible not Rahul baba!

 

[mhsabir]

 

[varun120]

Girl-Friend Ne Boyfriend Se Pyar Se Kaha

Ladki: “Jaanu, Tum Mere Liye Kya Kar Sakte Ho?”

Ladka: “Jo Tum Kaho Meri Jaan”

Ladki: “Kya Mere Liye Chaand La Sakte Ho?”

Ladka 2 Minute Bol Ke Kahi Gaya Aur Kuch Chiz Apne Piche Chupa Ke Laya

Ladki Se Bola Ki Aankhein Band Karo, Aur Wo Chiz Ladki Ke Haatho Mein De Di

Aur Ladki Ko Kaha Ab Apni Aankhein Kholo

Ladki Ki Aankho Mein Se Ansu Nikal Aaye Vo Chiz Dekh Ke.

Kyunki Uske Haatho Mein Ek Aaina (Sheesha) Tha, Jisme Us Ladki Ka Chehra Nazar Aa Raha Tha

Ladki Ne Khush Hokar Boy-Friend Ko Bola: “Awwwww… Tum Mujhe Chand Samjhte Ho?”

Ladka: “Nahi, Main To Tumhe Sirf Ye Samjha Raha Tha, Jis Muh Se Tumne Chaand Manga Hai, Vo Thobda Kabhi Sheeshe Mein Bhi Dekha Hai Ya Nahi”

 

[varun120]

@chromaniac sorry, it won't happen again..

 

[mhsabir]

A study shows 20% of the men kiss their wife goodbye when they leave the house while 80% kiss their house goodbye when they leave the wife

 

[IBFUser]