I stood near random girls during monsoons hoping they'll hug me as soon as there is thunder & lightning
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Fuck you Bollywood
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Girl:- awwww, howzz eww..??
Supzz..??
Uah dp is so kew..!!
Talking to eww afterr xuch a long time..xoxo
Boy:- behen pehle guthka thook ke aao muh se.... !
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A dog goes to a pet shop.
Shopkeeper- Sir, what do you want?
Dog- "Bitch please"
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*In Kashmir's Souvenir Shop*
Maa: Lets buy these Kashmiri bells for our relatives.
Me: Aur bolenge kya? Aap ke liye Kashmir se ghanta laye?
