Collection of Jokes: God is watching...

[Themeboy]

yeah.....go on

 

[designwebgraphic]

There you go ---

1 more PJ (sorry, i cant call it a joke this time)


A friend to another friend: bill gates ki mummy agar bore ho gai to usko kya bolte hain?

Second: muje kya pata yar, yeh bhi koi sawaal hain?

First: tuje to pataa hona chahiye, tu to software engineer hain na!!

Second: to kya hua, ye koi program thodi na hain – bill gates ki mummy agar bore ho gai to usse kya kehte hain ye muje kya pata!!

First: easy hain yar – agar bill gates ki mummy bore ho jati hain to usse “motherboard” (mother bored) kehte hain

J

 

[Themeboy]

:S


:ashamed:

PJ

 

[mtbhat]

Superb thought: The bend of the road is not the end of the road unless you refuse to take the turn....!:thumb:

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Top 5 Funny Names of Shops:

1.Gandhiji Hair Dresers..

2.Sri Gomateshwara Textile..

3.Govinda Finance..

4.Vykunta Clinic..

5.Parvathamma Fitness Centre..:dance::dance:

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Life doesn't provide
wwarranties & guarantees...
it only provide possibilities
& opportunities 4 those who
dare 2 make the best use of
it...

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:yahoo:Q:Why doesn't the Indian law permit a man to marry a second woman? A:Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the same offence!:dance:

 

[designwebgraphic]

Ok, 1 more here ---You all might have seen a movie - RAB NE BANADI JODIso what is a basic plotline? SRK keeps going to his friend's salon to get ready to become Raj and Suri again and again. So how can it be "rab" in the story line? no, its actually scrub. And thus the name should be - SCRUB NE BANADI JODI:rofl:

 

[Themeboy]

:hysterical:nice :rofl:

 

[designwebgraphic]

Thanks...1 more -----Q - insaan aur gadhe mein kya fark hota hain?A - gadhe ko pata hota hain ke woh gadhaa hi rehne wala hain par insaan ko pata nahi hota ke woh aur kitni baar gadhaa banne wala hain!!!

 

[Themeboy]

:rofl:

 

[designwebgraphic]

1 more --- 1st Person: Insaan aur gadhe me kya fark hain?2nd Person: Gadhe ko 2 aankh, 2 kaan, 1 naak aur 1 muh hota hain.1st Person: Woh to insaano ko bhi hota hain.2nd Person: Tabhi to pataa nahi chalta ke insaan hain ke gadhaa hain

 

[Deleted member 7160]

1 more ---

1st Person: Insaan aur gadhe me kya fark hain?
2nd Person: Gadhe ko 2 aankh, 2 kaan, 1 naak aur 1 muh hota hain.
1st Person: Woh to insaano ko bhi hota hain.
2nd Person: Tabhi to pataa nahi chalta ke insaan hain ke gadhaa hain

Just wondering, Did you pick this joke from last week's Chinchpokli to china episode ?