I totally agree with the article.
Few statements which I got truely inspired are...
"And what the others get is - ......... the mental stress caused during the match, irregular palpitation...."
- Root cause for all heart attacks in the country. The sport should be banned with immediate effect.
"The college girls go mad when they see some player in an advertisement. "
Root cause for all mental problems in the country. The sport should be banned with immediate effect.
" It includes shouting loudly, banging of bats, stumps, balls to express anger, becoming violent and fight, breaking glasses of
windows and vehicles. In the evening, they gather in corners, tease girls, talk indecently, blow whistles etc."
If cricket is banned, eve teasing in the country (most probably in the world) will stop instantly. Even if they dont ban it, the sport should be played with mouths securely sealed and covering bats, balls, stumps etc with thick cloth to stop producing sound. They should learn from how silently the religious processions, diwali/holi celebrations, political rallies etc are done in our country.
"India is going to lose Rs. 11,000 crores due to world cup"
It was not clear, request the editor to throw some more light in this matter.
"Working people and businessmen take leave to watch matches leading to loss of thousands of working hours"
They should totally ban leaves for working class. People are meant to work, not enjoy anything else. I dont know when govt. will understand these.
"All English medium schools should be banned which are the root cause of all problems,
TV channels should be closed down and cricket should be totally banned . – Vasant Nanvatkar"
I suggest him to be our PM, or atleast chairman of the planning commission. What a visionary.
"Cricket is an anti-national game involving loss of working hours and this has been realized by developed countries; therefore, they keep away from cricket."
Only under developed countries like UK, Australia, New Zealand, Canada, Holland, UAE etc plays it now.
In India 70% of the population do not follow or even watch the game of cricket. How can then one call it as a World record or world victory when it is won in a small part of the world. Is it not exhibition of ignorance?"
Great point. But is your intention to eradicate ignorance or educating rest 70%?
"Students should play national games like Kabaddi, kho-kho etc."
Else, they should be shot dead.
"Mantriks’ had to use their 200 years of ‘sadhana’ to create such ‘tilisma’."
Man, I didnt knew this was done by Mantriks. Wow... Are they available in facebook to add as a friend?
"When one watches it while it is being telecast, 30 % of thick, sticky and heavy covering of 1 foot is created on the one who is watching and 10 % of such covering is created on those who listen to it. The game became popular within short period in whole of India and when the world cup was won by India in 1983, it got further momentum. It was, in fact, the ploy of the ‘mantriks'. Youth is the strength of a country. By destroying this strength, the ‘mantriks’ destroyed the strength of whole of India."
Is the Nobel committee listening?
Sushubh, thanks for sharing the link. I am still laughing after reading this funny article. One question, is there anyone with a minimum common sense, who listen to these?...