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Judge to Child: Do you want to live with your mother?
Child: No...
Judge: Why?
Child: She beats me
Judge: Okay, so you want to live with dad?......
Child: No
Judge: Why not?
Child: He beats me too.
Judge: So who do you want to live with?
Child: The England Team.. They never beat anyone!
Judge to Child: Do you want to live with your mother?
Child: No...
Judge: Why?
Child: She beats me
Judge: Okay, so you want to live with dad?......
Child: No
Judge: Why not?
Child: He beats me too.
Judge: So who do you want to live with?
Child: The England Team.. They never beat anyone!