The Offtopic Thread (Archive 1)

[IndianMascot]

Wife (SMS): Hi Baby
Husband: Hii Honey (sending failed)
Wife: R u there???
Husband: Yes Yes.... I am here (sending failed)
Wife: R U ignoring me or wat?
Husband: Honey I m not... I am trying to reply u (sending failed)
Wife: Its over....don't ever talk to me again.
Husband: Ja mar (Message sent)

Admi Galat nahi hote, haalaat galat hote hai..

Chalo halat badale
Chalo sarkar badale
Abki baar modi sarkaar 

 

[genie]

 

[Sushubh]

actual ad i got right now.

 

[IndianMascot]

Not sure, I thought some companies give few hours off if they want to vote and come and/or make them work on the weekend. I have a vague memory of opting to vote and coming late to office than work on a weekend... But not sure, maybe I was on support that day & went in the 1-10 shift.. (I am talking about 5 years ago here)

My company does the same. They give half day. Either vote early then office or go for voting in 2nd half. Being an outsider I can't vote anyone.

Infact since I am 18 years old, I am out of my home town, So, never voted legally. But voted once illegally during college days and once when I was 15 year old on some other name.

 

[IndianMascot]

Very confusing line said by kejriwal to modi


Ab ki baar Aap ki Sarkar

 

[amar]

 

[Sushubh]

Mahashta Murasi from India claims he is 179 years old. Born in January, 1835. He even has official documents to prove this. | factE Cards - Cool, Fun, Weird Facts on E-Cards

lol

 

[mhsabir]

Well I would have believed 109....perhaps..

 

[Sushubh]

Not sure if funny.

 

[SVK]

Named my kid Arnav (not Arnab) few weeks back thinking its uncommon and new name. Then realised already there are 3-4 kids with same name in our society :nonchalance: