Callgirl Ne Bus Stand Par Khade Sardar Ji Se Puchha: “Sex Karoge?”
Santa: “Jarur, Par Agar Meri Wife Ki Tarha Karogi To”
Girl: “Haan Karoon Gi But Wo Kese Karti Hai?”
Santa: “Muft Mein“
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Sheikh Ji Ek Din Bazar Se Blue Film Leke Aate Hai
Movie Dekhte Hue Unki G#and Fatt Gayi Kyunki Movie Mein Unki Biwi Thhi
Movie Dekhne Ke Baad Bola: “Yaa Allah, Shukar Hai Ki Ye Sirf Movie Hi Thhi“