The Offtopic Thread (Archive 1)

[Sushubh]

In my experience, Green means be very careful while proceeding because some asshole would be jumping the red light and would hit you.
Yellow means bhaag lo beta varna bahut wait karna padega.
Red means... Gaadi band karo, Gaana tej karo. And hopefully park in such a way that no biker would be in 2 meter distance of your car because he is going to hit you one way or the other.

 

[Sushubh]

http://zippy.gfycat.com/ShimmeringGlossyBlackfly.webm

 

[Sushubh]

I might have posted it already.
http://zippy.gfycat.com/CarefulIdenticalIrishdraughthorse.webm

 

[IBFUser]

 

[Sushubh]

Forgot to logout of Yes Bank account. Now I cannot login because I am already logged in. I wonder what is their timeout period.

 

[genie]

10 Indians With The Most Unfortunate Names

 

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[Sushubh]

http://zippy.gfycat.com/SecretTediousBantamrooster.webm

 

[Sushubh]

People really do not get sarcasm in this country.
https://twitter.com/plzdontbeadick/status/481691518969708544?refsrc=email

 

[sarkar007]

 

[sarkar007]