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One hot summer day, a blonde came to town with her dog, tied it under the shade of a tree, and headed into a restaurant for something cold to drink.
Twenty minutes later, a policeman entered the restaurant and asked, 'Who owns the dog tied under that tree outside?'The blonde said it was hers.
'Your dog seems to be in heat', the officer said.The blonde replied,'No way. She's cool 'cause she's tied up under that shady tree.'
The policeman said, 'No! You don't understand. Your dog needs to be bred.''No way,' said the blonde. 'My dog doesn't need bread. She isn't hungry 'cause I fed her this morning.'
The exasperated policeman said,'NO! You don't understand. Your dog wants to have sex!'
The blonde looked at the cop and said,'Well, go ahead. I always wanted a police dog.
Twenty minutes later, a policeman entered the restaurant and asked, 'Who owns the dog tied under that tree outside?'The blonde said it was hers.
'Your dog seems to be in heat', the officer said.The blonde replied,'No way. She's cool 'cause she's tied up under that shady tree.'
The policeman said, 'No! You don't understand. Your dog needs to be bred.''No way,' said the blonde. 'My dog doesn't need bread. She isn't hungry 'cause I fed her this morning.'
The exasperated policeman said,'NO! You don't understand. Your dog wants to have sex!'
The blonde looked at the cop and said,'Well, go ahead. I always wanted a police dog.
Nishant
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Rahul: We need to empower youth in this country.
Arnab: What is your name?
Rahul: The real issue is to empower women.
Arnab: What do you feel about 1984's riots?
Rahul: I feel that Modi was the CM in 2002 and he is responsible in retrospective effect.
Arnab: What about AAP?
Rahul: HUM thik hain aap batao?
Arnab: Do you know what you are taking?
Rahul: Dont forget that we need to change the system.
Arnab (slowly losing it): Whats wrong with you?
Rahul: Congress as a party believes in an idea
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Rahul: Yes, I lost my grandmother & my father and India is now a super power!!
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Rahul: I condenm it because I like Pepsodent. Dishum dishum...
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Rahul : If I were Arvind Kejriwal, I would be using monkey cap instead of Muflar, it's cool.
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