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Nishant
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If 'Rahul Gandhi' thinks that he can make 'Rahul Gandhi' of the people by showing 'Rahul Gandhi' advertisement, then he is the biggest 'Rahul Gandhi' in the world :tongue:
varun120
Cult of Personality
Question: “What Do You Call A Situation Where 2 People Think About Sex, And Others Think About Food & Rest Are Think Of Dine & Wine?”
Any Guess?
Answer: “Wedding.“
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A Boy Was Doing Sex With A Girl On A Railway Track.
Suddenly A Train Comes On That Track Where They Are Doing Sex.
Train Driver Sees Them And Start Hooting The Train But They Ignore It Like They Are Not Listening Anything.
Then Drives Applies Brakes As Hard As He Can And Train Stops Just Few Yards From The Them.
Driver Jumps Out From The Engine Walks To The Boy Who Just Finished And Is Satnding Up And Zipping Up His Pants.
Driver Shouts Loud: “Hey Do You Realize That If I Had Not Seen You, This Would Have Been Your Last F#ck?”
Boy With Attitude: “Look Old Man, You Were Coming, She Was Cuming, And I Was Cuming Too Then I Just Realize That Only You Had F#cking Brakes.”
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Any Guess?
Answer: “Wedding.“
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A Boy Was Doing Sex With A Girl On A Railway Track.
Suddenly A Train Comes On That Track Where They Are Doing Sex.
Train Driver Sees Them And Start Hooting The Train But They Ignore It Like They Are Not Listening Anything.
Then Drives Applies Brakes As Hard As He Can And Train Stops Just Few Yards From The Them.
Driver Jumps Out From The Engine Walks To The Boy Who Just Finished And Is Satnding Up And Zipping Up His Pants.
Driver Shouts Loud: “Hey Do You Realize That If I Had Not Seen You, This Would Have Been Your Last F#ck?”
Boy With Attitude: “Look Old Man, You Were Coming, She Was Cuming, And I Was Cuming Too Then I Just Realize That Only You Had F#cking Brakes.”
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IndianMascot
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Is this called as road. It looks like cartor of moon or Jupiter 
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