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issed-off:नेताओं की बस एक पेड़ से टकरा गई। कुछ नेता मौके पर ही मर गए कुछ अंतिम सांसे ले रहे थे।
दुर्घटना को देख किसान आए और खेत में गड्ढा खोदकर नेताओं को दबा दिया।
कुछ देर बाद जांच के लिए पुलिस भी पहुंची
पुलिसः जब आपने नेताओं को दफनाया तो क्या वो कुछ कह रहे थे
किसानः हां सर, कुछ जिंदा थे और कह रहे थे वो मरे नहीं हैं
पुलिसः फिर तुमने उन्हें दफना क्यों दिया
किसानः साहब वो नेता जो थे, अब नेताओं की बात का क्या भरोसा
1 Pagal Bhess Pe Baith Ke Ghum Raha Tha..
2nd Pagal- Tujhe Police Pakdegi..
1st Pagal- Kyu ?
2nd Pagal - Abe Helmet Nahi Pehna..
1st Pagal- Abe Niche Dekh, 4 Wheeler Hai
Raat Ko 12 Baje Ladki Ne Boyfriend Ko Call Kia Aur Kaha,
Ghar Par Koi Nahi Hai,
Boyfriend Uske Ghar Gaya Aur..
.
.
.
Sachmuch Koi Nahi Tha,
Tala Laga Tha!
America Me Light Jaye To Power Office Me Phon Krte H..
Japan Me Jaye To Fuse Check Krte H..
Bt India Me Jaye To Pdosi K Ghar Dekte H: Sbki Gayi Na...
You know why women starts with ‘W’…
because all questions start with “W”.. !
Who ?
Why ?
What ?
When ?
Which ?
Whom ?
Where ?
&
Finally Wife..!!!
Fact about women:
They can see a hair of a girl
on their husband’s coat from 20 meters,
but can’t see a pillar from 2 meters
while parking a car . . . :-D
When There Is a Long Gap Between Engagement & Marriage,
Who Is Most Benefited ?
?
Boy
No
?
Girl
No
?
It's The
.
.
.
Mobile Company!
LAZINESS is the 'father' of all bad habits..
.
.
.
.
.
But ultimately he is a father & we should respect him!
-
-Be Lazy,
Think Crazy!
India me Insaan sab se jyada
khush kab hota hai ?
.
.
Jab railway fatak band ho rha ho
.
.
aur usse pehle
wo apni gadi nikal le ...
.
.
Kasam se yar Olympic Race jitne wali
Feelings hoti hai :
दुर्घटना को देख किसान आए और खेत में गड्ढा खोदकर नेताओं को दबा दिया।
कुछ देर बाद जांच के लिए पुलिस भी पहुंची
पुलिसः जब आपने नेताओं को दफनाया तो क्या वो कुछ कह रहे थे
किसानः हां सर, कुछ जिंदा थे और कह रहे थे वो मरे नहीं हैं
पुलिसः फिर तुमने उन्हें दफना क्यों दिया
किसानः साहब वो नेता जो थे, अब नेताओं की बात का क्या भरोसा
1 Pagal Bhess Pe Baith Ke Ghum Raha Tha..
2nd Pagal- Tujhe Police Pakdegi..
1st Pagal- Kyu ?
2nd Pagal - Abe Helmet Nahi Pehna..
1st Pagal- Abe Niche Dekh, 4 Wheeler Hai
Raat Ko 12 Baje Ladki Ne Boyfriend Ko Call Kia Aur Kaha,
Ghar Par Koi Nahi Hai,
Boyfriend Uske Ghar Gaya Aur..
.
.
.
Sachmuch Koi Nahi Tha,
Tala Laga Tha!
America Me Light Jaye To Power Office Me Phon Krte H..
Japan Me Jaye To Fuse Check Krte H..
Bt India Me Jaye To Pdosi K Ghar Dekte H: Sbki Gayi Na...
You know why women starts with ‘W’…
because all questions start with “W”.. !
Who ?
Why ?
What ?
When ?
Which ?
Whom ?
Where ?
&
Finally Wife..!!!
Fact about women:
They can see a hair of a girl
on their husband’s coat from 20 meters,
but can’t see a pillar from 2 meters
while parking a car . . . :-D
When There Is a Long Gap Between Engagement & Marriage,
Who Is Most Benefited ?
?
Boy
No
?
Girl
No
?
It's The
.
.
.
Mobile Company!
LAZINESS is the 'father' of all bad habits..
.
.
.
.
.
But ultimately he is a father & we should respect him!
-
-Be Lazy,
Think Crazy!
India me Insaan sab se jyada
khush kab hota hai ?
.
.
Jab railway fatak band ho rha ho
.
.
aur usse pehle
wo apni gadi nikal le ...
.
.
Kasam se yar Olympic Race jitne wali
Feelings hoti hai :
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