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Aik ladki roz jab college se ghar ati to
1ladke ko apne ghar k bahar khada dekhti...
Aisa roz hota tha, even pura 1 saal beet gaya..
aur wo ladka roz us ko apne ghar k samne nazar aata..
Wo kuch nahi kehta tha bas chup chaap
kabhi agey pechay aur kabhi apne mobile phone ko dekhta..
Ladki ko yaqeen hone laga k ladka usko chahta hai..
ek din ladki ne himmat kar k us k pas ja k poch lia k
tum roz aise mere ghar k bahar kyu khade hote ho ??
Ladka ghabra gaya aur foran bola :
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.
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Maaf karna bahen actually tumhare wifi pe
password nahi laga hua wo use karne aata hun....
1ladke ko apne ghar k bahar khada dekhti...
Aisa roz hota tha, even pura 1 saal beet gaya..
aur wo ladka roz us ko apne ghar k samne nazar aata..
Wo kuch nahi kehta tha bas chup chaap
kabhi agey pechay aur kabhi apne mobile phone ko dekhta..
Ladki ko yaqeen hone laga k ladka usko chahta hai..
ek din ladki ne himmat kar k us k pas ja k poch lia k
tum roz aise mere ghar k bahar kyu khade hote ho ??
Ladka ghabra gaya aur foran bola :
.
.
.
Maaf karna bahen actually tumhare wifi pe
password nahi laga hua wo use karne aata hun....
Nishant
Staff member
SOLID BEIZZATI . .
Ladki pic upload karke likhti hai:"
hi friends kaisi lag rahi
hoon..?? . . . . . . . . . .
Pappu:" Tere baap ne 15-20 hazar
ka mobile leke diya hai to ghar me
500 Rs ka sheesha bhi lagaya
hoga....
Uss Mein dekh le, humse
kya poochti hai bhootni' kahi ki..
Ladki pic upload karke likhti hai:"
hi friends kaisi lag rahi
hoon..?? . . . . . . . . . .
Pappu:" Tere baap ne 15-20 hazar
ka mobile leke diya hai to ghar me
500 Rs ka sheesha bhi lagaya
hoga....
Uss Mein dekh le, humse
kya poochti hai bhootni' kahi ki..
Rahul Gandhi Ki Car Se 'Kutte Ki Maa' Mar Gayi...!
Rahul Gandhi driver se: "Jao iske pati ka pata karo..."Jab driver wapas aaya to uske haat main mithai ke dabbe aur gale mein dher sari phoolon ki maalayen thi...!!!
Rahul Gandhi : " Ye kya hai..."???
Driver: "Sir,logon ne meri poori baat hi nahi suni aur khushi khushi haar pehnane lage...Aur Mithai baatne lage..." !!!
Rahul Gandhi : "Magar kyu..."???
Driver: "Maine to sirf ye kaha tha ki Main Rahul Gandhi ka Driver Hoon;Kutte Ki Maa Mar Gayi Hai..."!!!
Rahul Gandhi driver se: "Jao iske pati ka pata karo..."Jab driver wapas aaya to uske haat main mithai ke dabbe aur gale mein dher sari phoolon ki maalayen thi...!!!
Rahul Gandhi : " Ye kya hai..."???
Driver: "Sir,logon ne meri poori baat hi nahi suni aur khushi khushi haar pehnane lage...Aur Mithai baatne lage..." !!!
Rahul Gandhi : "Magar kyu..."???
Driver: "Maine to sirf ye kaha tha ki Main Rahul Gandhi ka Driver Hoon;Kutte Ki Maa Mar Gayi Hai..."!!!
Abhishek Baachan to her daughter Aradhya : Mein tumhari mom ka pehla aur akhri lover hu.
Aradhya says : Paar internet to keh rhe hein pehle Salman Khan aur uske baad Vivek Oberoi.
Aisharya sings from behind : Idea internet jaab laagawing India ko no ullu baanawing
:lol::lol::lol::lol:
Aradhya says : Paar internet to keh rhe hein pehle Salman Khan aur uske baad Vivek Oberoi.
Aisharya sings from behind : Idea internet jaab laagawing India ko no ullu baanawing
:lol::lol::lol::lol:
pujaari
Newbie
TIMES OF INDIA paper in Bombay. Called Mumbai Mirror. There is a column on meet the sexpert there. Some funnies below. Best of Dr.Mahinder Wasta from Mumbai Mirror:
Q: Is it safe if penis is kept in the Vagina when sleeping?
A: Usually when the penis returns to flaccid state, it will slide out of the vagina. Even if does not, be rest assured the vagina will not have it for breakfast.
Q. I am a 36-year-old man. Six months ago I had sex with a housewife. Then, I made as many as 220 strokes in the 40 minus of our intercourse. Today, I could only reach 180 in the same time. Please reply. I am worried.
A: Do take part in the Commonwealth Games since you seem like an athlete. My advice is to enjoy the act and stop counting. Do give a thought to whether you are satisfying your partner or not!
Q: I am a 25-year-old man. My penis is short and small in diameter. When aroused, its size increases to resemble a ¾ inch PVC pipe. I have heard that there are capsules available that help increase the size. Please advise.
A: As plenty of water can pass through a PVC pipe, similarly more than enough semen can pass out of your penis.
Q: I have heard that any kind of acidic substance can prevent pregnancy. Can I pour some drops of lemon or orange juice in my girlfriend’s vagina after the intercourse? Will it harm her?
A: Are you a bhel puri vendor? Where did you get this weird idea from? There are many other safe and easy methods of birth control. You can consider using a condom.
Best of best..
Girl: I'm 19 & I'm pregnent how do I tell my parents?
Amazing reply from sexpert :
if you can open your legs then why not your mouth....
Q: Is it safe if penis is kept in the Vagina when sleeping?
A: Usually when the penis returns to flaccid state, it will slide out of the vagina. Even if does not, be rest assured the vagina will not have it for breakfast.
Q. I am a 36-year-old man. Six months ago I had sex with a housewife. Then, I made as many as 220 strokes in the 40 minus of our intercourse. Today, I could only reach 180 in the same time. Please reply. I am worried.
A: Do take part in the Commonwealth Games since you seem like an athlete. My advice is to enjoy the act and stop counting. Do give a thought to whether you are satisfying your partner or not!
Q: I am a 25-year-old man. My penis is short and small in diameter. When aroused, its size increases to resemble a ¾ inch PVC pipe. I have heard that there are capsules available that help increase the size. Please advise.
A: As plenty of water can pass through a PVC pipe, similarly more than enough semen can pass out of your penis.
Q: I have heard that any kind of acidic substance can prevent pregnancy. Can I pour some drops of lemon or orange juice in my girlfriend’s vagina after the intercourse? Will it harm her?
A: Are you a bhel puri vendor? Where did you get this weird idea from? There are many other safe and easy methods of birth control. You can consider using a condom.
Best of best..
Girl: I'm 19 & I'm pregnent how do I tell my parents?
Amazing reply from sexpert :
if you can open your legs then why not your mouth....
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