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varun120
Cult of Personality
Govt. Jiske 5 bache hai usey ghar degi.
Sardar k 3 the,usne wife se kaha padosan k 2 b
mere hai unko lata hu.
lane ke bad
sardar wife se - apne 3 kaha gaye?
WIFE- Jinke the wo le gaye...
..............
Babu-yr mujhe apni grfrnd ko link-removed daina h kya dun.
RAJU-dimond ring de de.
BABU- na yr kuch aisa Bata jo usne kbi na phna ho
RAJU-fir gents undrwear dede.
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A Married Couple Is Driving Down The Highway Doing 80km/h. The Husband Is Behind The Wheel.
His Wife Looks Over At Him And Says: “Honey, I Know We’ve Been Married For 15 Years, But, I Want A Divorce”
The Husband Says Nothing But Slowly Increases Speed To 100km/h.
Wife Then Says: “I Don’t Want You To Try To Talk Me Out Of It, Because I’ve Been Having An Affair With Your Best Friend, And He’s A Better Lover Than You”
Again The Husband Stays Quiet And Just Speeds Up As His Anger Increases.
Wife: “I Want The House”
Again The Husband Speeds Up, And Now Is Doing 120km/h.
Wife: “I Want The Kids Too”
The Husband Just Keeps Driving Faster, And Faster, Now He’s Up To 140km/h.
Wife: “I Want The Car, The Checking Account, And All The Credit Cards Too”
The Husband Slowly Starts To Veer Toward A Bridge Overpass Piling, As She Says: “Is There Anything You Want?”
The Husband Says: “No, I’ve Got Everything I Need”
She Asks: “Really! What’s That?”
The Husband Replies Just Before They Hit The Wall At 200km/h: “I’ve Got The Airbag.“
Sardar k 3 the,usne wife se kaha padosan k 2 b
mere hai unko lata hu.
lane ke bad
sardar wife se - apne 3 kaha gaye?
WIFE- Jinke the wo le gaye...
..............
Babu-yr mujhe apni grfrnd ko link-removed daina h kya dun.
RAJU-dimond ring de de.
BABU- na yr kuch aisa Bata jo usne kbi na phna ho
RAJU-fir gents undrwear dede.
...............
A Married Couple Is Driving Down The Highway Doing 80km/h. The Husband Is Behind The Wheel.
His Wife Looks Over At Him And Says: “Honey, I Know We’ve Been Married For 15 Years, But, I Want A Divorce”
The Husband Says Nothing But Slowly Increases Speed To 100km/h.
Wife Then Says: “I Don’t Want You To Try To Talk Me Out Of It, Because I’ve Been Having An Affair With Your Best Friend, And He’s A Better Lover Than You”
Again The Husband Stays Quiet And Just Speeds Up As His Anger Increases.
Wife: “I Want The House”
Again The Husband Speeds Up, And Now Is Doing 120km/h.
Wife: “I Want The Kids Too”
The Husband Just Keeps Driving Faster, And Faster, Now He’s Up To 140km/h.
Wife: “I Want The Car, The Checking Account, And All The Credit Cards Too”
The Husband Slowly Starts To Veer Toward A Bridge Overpass Piling, As She Says: “Is There Anything You Want?”
The Husband Says: “No, I’ve Got Everything I Need”
She Asks: “Really! What’s That?”
The Husband Replies Just Before They Hit The Wall At 200km/h: “I’ve Got The Airbag.“
shreyaskini
GOONER
A genuine reason for having two girlfriends at a time: Monopoly is always damaging & Competition improves service!
shreyaskini
GOONER
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