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Cult of Personality
Dad: “I Want You To Marry A Girl Of My Choice.”
Son: “No”
Dad: “But The Girl Is Bill Gates Daughter.”
Son: “Then Ok”
Dad Goes To Bill Gates
Dad: “I Want Your Daughter To Marry My Son.”
Bill Gates: “No”
Dad: “My Son Is The CEO Of The World Bank.”
Bill Gates: “Then Ok”
Dad Goes To The President Of The World Bank.
Dad: “Appoint My Son As The Ceo Of Your Bank.”
President: “No!”
Dad: “He Is The Son-In-Law Of Bill Gates.”
President: “Then Ok!”
This Is Called Pure Business.
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Biwi Kuch Pareshan Si Thhi, Pati Ne Ye Dekha Aur Us Se Raha Na Gaya, Usne Puch Hi Liya.
Pati: “Janu Tum Pareshan Si Kyu Lag Rahi Ho?”
Biwi Darte Hue Boli: “Ji, Main Pregnant Hun”
Pati Khush Hote Hue: “Ye To Khsuhi Ki Baat Hai”
Wife Hairani Se: “Achha, Par Yahi Bat Mene College Time Mein Dad Ko Batayi Thi To Mujhe Bahut Mar Padi Thi“
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Height Of Revenge: A Bastard Roaming In A Condom Factory With A Needle In His Hand
Son: “No”
Dad: “But The Girl Is Bill Gates Daughter.”
Son: “Then Ok”
Dad Goes To Bill Gates
Dad: “I Want Your Daughter To Marry My Son.”
Bill Gates: “No”
Dad: “My Son Is The CEO Of The World Bank.”
Bill Gates: “Then Ok”
Dad Goes To The President Of The World Bank.
Dad: “Appoint My Son As The Ceo Of Your Bank.”
President: “No!”
Dad: “He Is The Son-In-Law Of Bill Gates.”
President: “Then Ok!”
This Is Called Pure Business.
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Biwi Kuch Pareshan Si Thhi, Pati Ne Ye Dekha Aur Us Se Raha Na Gaya, Usne Puch Hi Liya.
Pati: “Janu Tum Pareshan Si Kyu Lag Rahi Ho?”
Biwi Darte Hue Boli: “Ji, Main Pregnant Hun”
Pati Khush Hote Hue: “Ye To Khsuhi Ki Baat Hai”
Wife Hairani Se: “Achha, Par Yahi Bat Mene College Time Mein Dad Ko Batayi Thi To Mujhe Bahut Mar Padi Thi“
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Height Of Revenge: A Bastard Roaming In A Condom Factory With A Needle In His Hand
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