Collection of Jokes: God is watching...

[designwebgraphic]

Some children were lined up in the cafeteria of a school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. A teacher made a note and posted on the Apple tray: "Take only ONE. God is watching".


Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.


A child shouted and tells other students: "Take all if you want. God is watching the apples".

:rofl:

 

[Deleted member 7160]

Ha Ha.. Good one..

 

[designwebgraphic]

Thanks "piyush85"

 

[rachit_1804]

good one...

 

[designwebgraphic]

Thanks "rachit_1804"

 

[rachit_1804]

^^ no problem just keep the jokes coming

 

[designwebgraphic]

Ya sure... read another JOKE below ---


Father seeing his kid wasn’t studying but playing on a previous day of his board exams. Father got frustrated and started shouting at his kid. He said aggressively,“you don’t learn the things. You don’t want to give exams! You want to skip and reappear next year! Have you gone mad? How can you be so irresponsible!”

Slowly, he started and tried to explain his kid, “You have to concentrate on your studies. This is your age to study and gain more knowledge. You know what? When Jawaharlal Nehru was studying at your age, he was a brilliant student; he was always getting a top rank in his class”.

Son said calmly, “......and daddy, when he was at your age; he was a PRIME MINISTER of India”.

 

[Sushubh]

hah

 

[Themeboy]

hehe :rofl:I heard it some years ago but anyways......thanx 4 sharing

 

[designwebgraphic]

no worries... will post more..