"Will you marry me?"
The Princess said "NO!"
And the Prince lived happily ever after, and rode motorcycles, and went fishing, and hunting, and played golf, and ****ed women half his age, and drank beer, and scotch and had tons of money in the bank, and scratched his balls without criticism and left the toilet seat up goddamnit.
Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess... : funny
The Princess said "NO!"
And the Prince lived happily ever after, and rode motorcycles, and went fishing, and hunting, and played golf, and ****ed women half his age, and drank beer, and scotch and had tons of money in the bank, and scratched his balls without criticism and left the toilet seat up goddamnit.
Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess... : funny
