Do you think this is true about men?!

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The Love Word:After 6 weeks: I love you, I love you, I love you!After 6 months: Of course, I love you.After 6 years: GOD, if I didn't love you, then why do you think I proposed?Back from Work:After 6 weeks: Honey, I'm home!After 6 months: I'm BACK!!After 6 years: Have you cooked?Phone Ringing:After 6 weeks: Baby, somebody wants you on the phone. After 6 months: Here, it's for you.After 6 years: ANSWER THE PHONE!Cooking:After 6 weeks: I never knew food could taste so good!After 6 months: What are we having for dinner tonight?After 6 years: AGAIN! New Dress:After 6 weeks: Wow, you look like an angel in that dress.After 6 months: You bought a new dress again?After 6 years: How much did THAT cost me?TV:After 6 weeks: Baby, what would you like us to watch tonight? After 6 months: I like this movie.After 6 years: I'm going to watch ESPN, if you're not in the mood, go tobed, I can stay up by myself!
 
sam999, after about 2-3 years they're ALL the same! hot babe, bhenji...everyones just the same!
 
@max - 2-3 yrs is too long bud...after 2-3 encounters, almost all of them are same :D
 
Of course it's true. It wouldn't be true, though, if you would marry a handgun.



The Top 10 reasons why a handgun is better than a woman



#10 - You can trade an old .44 for two new .22s.


#9 - You can keep one handgun at home and have another for
when you're on the road.


#8 - If you admire a friend's handgun, and tell him so, he
will probably let you try it out a few times.


#7 - Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you have a
backup.


#6 - Your handgun will stay with you even if you're out of
ammo.


#5 - A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.


#4 - Handguns function normally every day of the month.


#3 - A handgun doesn't ask "Do these new grips make me look
fat?"


#2 - A handgun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you
use it.


AND THE NUMBER ONE WAY THAT A HANDGUN IS BETTER THAN A
WOMAN . . . You can buy a silencer for a handgun.
 
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