Four guys and a woman are stuck in an elevator.
While they are stuck, they strike up a conversation.
The first guy says, I'm a Y.U.P.P.I.E. , you know... "Young, Urban, Professional, Peaceful, Intelligent, Ecologist."
The second guy says, I'm a D.I.N.K.Y., you know... "Double Income, No Kids Yet."
The third guy says, I'm a R.U.B., you know... ''Rich, Urban, Biker."
The fourth guy says, I am a D.I.L.D.O., you know... "Double Income, Little Dog Owner."
They turn to the woman and ask her, "What are you?"
She replies: I'm a WIFE, you know... "Wash, Iron, Fuck, Etc."