Santa Apni Girlfriend Se Phone Par Baatein Kar Raha Tha.
Girlfriend: “Mujhe Iss Valentine Par Kya De Rahe Ho?”
Santa: “Jaanu, Main Tumhe Diamond Ring La Dunga, Car, Bangla Sab La Dunga.”
Girlfriend: “Wowww, To Aaj Shaam Ko Park Mein Aa Rahe Ho Na?”
Santa: “Haan, Agar Mummy Ne Bus Ka Kiraya Diya To Jaroor Aa Jayunga.”
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Girl On Phone: “Hi, Jaanu.”
Boy: “Hi, Baby.”
Girl: “Maine Socha Ki Tum Miss Kar Rahe Hoge To Call Kar Lun.”
Boy (Shocked): “To Abhi 5 Minute Pehle Jo Ek Ghanta Tak Baat Ki Wo Kya Tha?”
Girl: “OMG! Phir Se Tumhe Hi Lag Gaya Kya?“
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Ek KG Student Apni Teacher Ke Paas Gaya.
KG Student: “Ma’am, Kya 8 Saal Ki Ladki Pregnent Ho Sakti Hai?”
Teacher: “No, Aisa Bilkul Nahi Ho Sakta.”
KG Student: “Phir Aapki Beti To Fizool Mein Hi Darr Rahi Hai Mere Se Setting Karne Se.
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