The Offtopic Thread (Archive 1)

[Nishant]

That proves his retweet

 

[varun120]

One Man Coming In Bar.
Man: “One Vodka Price”
Bar Man: “Rs. 5/- Sir”
Man: “What Only Rs. 5/-? Can I Also Have One Plate Kebabs Please?”
Bar Man: “Rs. 7/- Sir”
Man: “Wow That’s Really Cheap, Can I Meet The Owner?”
Bar Man: “No Sir, He’s Busy With My Girlfriend”
Man: “What’s He Doing With Your Girlfriend?”
Bar Man: “The Same Thing That I’m Doing To His Business Here“
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Bus Mein Bahut Bhid Thi,
Ek Admi Apne Samne Khadi Ladki Ko Chipak Kar Khada Ho Gaya
Aur Uske Badan Ko Bar Bar Touch Karne Laga.
Ladki Boli: “Ye Aap Thik Nahi Kar Rahe Hai”
Admi Bola: “Itni Bhidd Me Isse Achha Nahi Ho Sakta.“
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Court Mein Ek Case Aaya.
Wakeel Judge Ke Saamne Gaya Aur Bola,
Wakeel: “My Lord, Kanoon Ki Kitaab Ke Page No. 485 Ke Mutaabik Mere Mowakkil Ko Ba-Izzat Bari Kar Diya Jaaye.”
Judge: “Kanoon Ke Kitaab Pesh Ki Jaaye.”
Kitaab Pesh Ki Gayi, Judge Ne Page No. 485 Khola To Uss Mein 1000 Ke 10 Note The.
Judge: “Iss Tarah Ke 2 Saboot Aur Pesh Kiye Jaayein.”

 

[sarkar007]

http://pimpandhost.com/image/30315622-original.html

 

[IBFUser]

 

[genie]

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[Sushubh]

 

[aviral sangal]

Seriously!!! they did this??

 

[Sushubh]

It's online right now:

HomeShop18 - Google+ - What do you think of this fantastic design concept for…

 

[saikar83]

 

[genie]

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