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Churchill: "Madam, would you sleep with me for five million pounds?"
Socialite: "My goodness, Mr. Churchill... Well, I suppose... we would have to discuss terms, of course... "
Churchill:"Would you sleep with me for five pounds?"
Socialite: "Mr. Churchill, what kind of woman do you think I am?!"
Churchill: "Madam, we've already established that. Now we are haggling about the price”
Woman : Mr Churchill, you are drunk !
Churchill : Yes madam, and you are ugly....
....but tomorrow I will be sober.
Socialite: "My goodness, Mr. Churchill... Well, I suppose... we would have to discuss terms, of course... "
Churchill:"Would you sleep with me for five pounds?"
Socialite: "Mr. Churchill, what kind of woman do you think I am?!"
Churchill: "Madam, we've already established that. Now we are haggling about the price”
Woman : Mr Churchill, you are drunk !
Churchill : Yes madam, and you are ugly....
....but tomorrow I will be sober.
Nishant
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Wrong thread. Should be under 'Funny Images and Jokes' 
Nishant
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Try it
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