Collection of Jokes: God is watching...

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One funny shayari...
Hum unki yaad me itna roye,itna roye ke ro ro kar bucket bhar gayi...
Woh saali itni bewafa nikli,ke bucket leke toilet chali gayi....:hysterical::hysterical:


Sardar got a job in AIRTel customer care
custmr: Hello my AIRTEL sim lockd wht 2 Do?
Srd: y do u take tention man remov airtel sim put BSNL, thnk u 4 caling:-):confused::confused:

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Ganguly won natwest series n removed shirt...:yahoo:
Dhoni won 20 20 series n removed shirt..:whistle:
Oh god when wil sania win wimboldon......?:wall::wall:
 
Sorry but i didnt find them very funny. better luck next time with some damn funny stuff here :thumb:
 
HHHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA:yahoo::yahoo: ITS REALY FUNNY THAT U DIDNOT FIND FUNNY.:madness::madness:OTHERS MAY FIND FUNNY.
 
Teacher: "Pintu, what is the past participle of the verb 'To Ring'?"
Pintu: "What do you think it is, Sir?"
Teacher: "I dont think...., I KNOW!"
Pintu: "I dont think I know either, Sir!"
 
1 day an international cricketer comes to India tour and visiting a restaurant. Name: Golden IndiaTagline: We dont talk, We treat (Means... we dont waste time talking and gossipping in kitchen but we work harder and smarter to treat our guests faster and we treat well) He calls a waitor, "Hey waitor... get me tandoori chicken and a bottle of wine. and get me fast, i gotta go" Waitor returns back after 8 minutes, and serves tandoori chicken. Cricketer shouts - "bastard, get me a bottle of wine too" Waitor - "sir, i served tandoori chicken and now i am going to serve you a bottle of wine as well. i cannot serve both at the same time. let me go back and get you a bottle of wine"Cricketer - "go back and get it fast, bastard"Waitor - "sir, dont talk like this. we respect you and expect the same in return"Cricketer - "this is the way to talk to bastards" Waitor slaps cricketer and when he stands up to defense, waitor kicks him out and says..."At your service. Anytime. We dont talk. We treat people"speaks slowly "....and that is our way to treat bastards"
 
FIRST NIGHT KO ROOM Ke Andar JATE hi DULHAN ApnaBLOUSE Aur BRAKHOLNE Lagi,DULHA-YE Kya KAR Rahi Ho?DULHAN- Maa ne kaha tha, jaate hi doodh pilana..:huh::huh::huh::whistle::whistle::whistle:
 
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A car was involved in an accident in a street. As expected a large crowd gathered. A newspaper reporter, anxious to get his story could not get near the car. Being a clever sort, he started shouting loudly, "Let me through! Let me through! I am the son of the victim." The crowd made way for him. Lying in front of the car was a donkey.


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A photographer for a national magazine was assigned to get photos of a great forest fire. Smoke at the scene was too thick to get any good shots, so he frantically called his home office to hire a plane. "It will be waiting for you at the airport!" he was assured by his editor. As soon as he got to the small, rural airport, sure enough, a plane was warming up near the runway. He jumped in with his equipment and yelled, "Let's go! Let's go!" The pilot swung the plane into the wind and soon they were in the air. "Fly over the north side of the fire," said the photographer, "and make three or four low level passes." "Why?" asked the pilot. "Because I'm going to take pictures! I'm a photographer, and photographers take pictures!" said the photographer with great exasperation. After a long pause the pilot said, "You mean you're not the instructor?"
 
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