The Offtopic Thread (Archive 1)

[genie]

 

[varun120]

Once A Chinese Man Called A Prostitute House Asked For The Services Of Their Most Talented & Energetic Girl.The Girl Finally Got To His Home & They Started Having Sex.Once He Was Done, He Jumped Off The Bed, Ran To The Window, Took A Deep Breath, Went Under The Bed & Came Out The Other Side & Started Having Sex With The Girl Again.After He Finished The 2nd Time, He Again Jumped Off The Bed, Ran To The Window, Took A Deep Breath, Went Under The Bed, Came Out The Other Side & Started Sex Again.He Did This Eight More Times.That Girl Was So Impressed By This Energetic Stamina.After They Finished The 10th Time, Girl Decided To Try This Herself.She Jumped Of The Bed, Ran To The Window, Took A Deep Breath, Went Under The Bed & Saw 9 More Chinese Men Under The Bed. ..........................Pappu Ka Ek Dost Pappu Ke Paas Aaya Aur Kahne Laga,Dost: “Yaar Aaj Meri Girlfriend Ka Birthday Hai, Usko Kya Du?”Pappu: “Dekhne Mein Kaisi Hai?”Dost: “Bahut sundar Hai Yaar.”Pappu: “To Mera Mobile Number De De.” ....................Husband Aur Wife Chori Ke Topic Par Baatein Kar Rahe The.Husband: “Jo Aadmi Chori Karta Hai Wo Baad Me Zaroor Pachtata Hai.”Wife Said In Romantic Mood: “Aur Tumne Shadi Se Pehle Jo Meri Nindein Churayi Thi Unke Bare Mein Kya Khyaal Hai?”Husband: “Keh To Raha Hun, Jo Chori Karta Hai Wo Baad Mein Pachtata Zaroor Hai.”

 

[genie]

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[moindear]

 

[Nishant]

 

[genie]

 

[genie]

 

[sarkar007]

No matter what Guys ride,225cc Karizmas,220cc Pulsar or350cc Royal Enfield,. . . . . . . . . They just cannot overtake a girl with Low Waist Jeans on 80cc Scooty !

 

[varun120]

Main Sirf Ek Marks Se Quiz Competition Haar Gaya Wo Bhi Sirf Last Question Par.Question Tha: “Aurto Ke Sabse Jyada Ghungrale Baal Kahan Hote Hain?”Haan Bilkul, Aap Logon Ki Tarah Main Bhi Sure Tha Ki Mera Answer Sahi Hai.Lekin Main Shock Ho Gaya Jab Judge Ne Iska Sahi Answer Diya,Answer Tha “Africa“ ....................Bhakt: “Baba Ji, Insaan Apne Aap Ko Sabse Zyada Insecure Kab Feel Karta Hai?”Mast Answer By Baba Ji: “Jab Wo Aise Toilet Mein Baitha Ho Jiss Mein Kundi Na Ho. ....................Biwi Ne Apne Pati Ko Phone Karke Kaha.Biwi: “Kahan Par Ho Tum?”Pati: “Main Bank Mein Aaya Hua Hun.”Biwi: “Oh Ye To Bahut Accha Hai, Mujhe Na 20,000 Rupye Chahiye The Naye Phone Ke Liye, 5000 Dress Ke Liye, 2000 Purse Ke Liye Aur 4000 Cosmentics Ke Liye.”Husband Jaldi Se Baat Badalte Hue Bola: “Mera Matlab Blood Bank Se Tha, Wahan Se Kya Laayu, Khoon Peeyegi Khoon?“

 

[genie]