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A Kanjoos Baniya Muftimal And A Chinese Traveling Together In Train.
A Mosquito Enters From Window, Chinese Catches It And Eats It.
Baniya Notices Him.
Another Mosquito Enters.
Baniya Catches It And Asks Chinese: “Kharidega? Only 10 Rupees.“
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Teacher In Class Ask A Question To A Girl.
Teacher: “Who Created The Earth?”
(Boy Siting Beside Pokes The Girl’s Back With A Pen)
Girl: “Oh, God.”
Teacher: “Good, Correct Answer.”
Teacher Again Ask A Question: “Who Was Born On 25th December?”
(Boy Again Pokes Girl’s Back)
Girl: “Oh, Jesus.”
Teacher: “Fine, What Did Eve Tell Adam When They Had Their 17th Baby?”
(The Naughty Boy Does Poke On Girl’s Back Again)
This Time The Girl Lost Her Temper And Yelled
“If You Don’t Stop Inserting That Thing In Me Now.
I’ll Break That Into Two Pieces And Just Put It Into Your Nostrils.”
Teacher Fainted.
A Mosquito Enters From Window, Chinese Catches It And Eats It.
Baniya Notices Him.
Another Mosquito Enters.
Baniya Catches It And Asks Chinese: “Kharidega? Only 10 Rupees.“
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Teacher In Class Ask A Question To A Girl.
Teacher: “Who Created The Earth?”
(Boy Siting Beside Pokes The Girl’s Back With A Pen)
Girl: “Oh, God.”
Teacher: “Good, Correct Answer.”
Teacher Again Ask A Question: “Who Was Born On 25th December?”
(Boy Again Pokes Girl’s Back)
Girl: “Oh, Jesus.”
Teacher: “Fine, What Did Eve Tell Adam When They Had Their 17th Baby?”
(The Naughty Boy Does Poke On Girl’s Back Again)
This Time The Girl Lost Her Temper And Yelled
“If You Don’t Stop Inserting That Thing In Me Now.
I’ll Break That Into Two Pieces And Just Put It Into Your Nostrils.”
Teacher Fainted.
Pandit Ji S#x Karne Ke Baad Condom Dho Kar Rakhne Lage.
Panditayin Boli: “Ab Isko Kyu Sambhal Kar Rakh Rahe Ho, Kya Karoge Iska?”
Pandit Ji: “Agle 15 Din Naya Nahi Pehnenge, Sharaadh Chal Rahe Hain Na.“
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Santa Jab Bhi Kapde Dhone Lagta To Baarish Aa Jati Thi, Pichle 5 Baar Se Aisa Hi Ho Raha Tha.
Ek Din Dhoop Nikli, Santa Ne Bhagwan Ka Shukriya Ada Kiya Aur Dukan Se Surf Lene Gaya.
Jaise Hi Dukan Pe Pahuncha, Tabhi Achanak Zor Zor Se Badal Garjne Lage.
Santa Fatafat Aasman Ki Taraf Muh Utha Kar Bola
“Arey Sir Ji, Main To Biscuit Lene Aaya Hun“
Panditayin Boli: “Ab Isko Kyu Sambhal Kar Rakh Rahe Ho, Kya Karoge Iska?”
Pandit Ji: “Agle 15 Din Naya Nahi Pehnenge, Sharaadh Chal Rahe Hain Na.“
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Santa Jab Bhi Kapde Dhone Lagta To Baarish Aa Jati Thi, Pichle 5 Baar Se Aisa Hi Ho Raha Tha.
Ek Din Dhoop Nikli, Santa Ne Bhagwan Ka Shukriya Ada Kiya Aur Dukan Se Surf Lene Gaya.
Jaise Hi Dukan Pe Pahuncha, Tabhi Achanak Zor Zor Se Badal Garjne Lage.
Santa Fatafat Aasman Ki Taraf Muh Utha Kar Bola
“Arey Sir Ji, Main To Biscuit Lene Aaya Hun“
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