Times of India is pretty much a Tabloid

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This article on ToI caused so much controversy online that they had to delete it.
Women always carry their handbags around: Men must have not noticed this, but women always carry their handbags or purses. They feel awkward if they don't carry anything in their hands. And we really don't know what they have inside their bags!Women never have anything to wear: Give them thousands of bucks; they can spend the whole sum on shopping. And still complain that they haven't got anything to wear. The fact is that most of the clothes or accessories in their closets are either one-time-wear or not even that.
Women don't bathe everyday: Not all women bathe everyday, no matter how much they profess cleanliness and hygiene. They rely on deodorants and perfumes to smell good.Women eat a hell lot: When men are around, women act like they eat too little. But when left alone she can polish off a full size pizza. Now, we know why women always talk about food and recipes.
Why women love TV serials/Soap operas so much: We know most of the TV serials look so stupid and funny but women still love them. Probably they just want to feel that there are people worse off than them. Now you should know why a Balika Vadhu kind of show is so famous.After sex women still love to be kissed: Men always feel tired and prefer to sleep after sex, but women don't. They like to talk, fool around, and kiss each other. For a great relationship, men should take note of this.
Others-Women worry about their looks while having sex
-Women love to bargain, even if they don't like the buy-Around seventy per cent women would rather have chocolate than sex
-Women don't like another woman to wear the same dress-Women mature much faster than men
-Women can spend a whole day before the mirror-Women don't need sex as often as men do. Sex is more about emotions for women.
This shit is so cliched that it looks like a computer bot came up with it going through satire websites.
 
I might be wrong but from what I remember Indya.com was the first company to feature on Times of India frontpage right?

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http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/city/lucknow/Egg-vendor-shot-at-for-not-preparing-omelette-with-onions/articleshow/22958390.cms
Local shopkeepers gathered at the spot and tried to intervene. Kashyap sensing trouble whipped out a countrymade pistol and fired at Kashyap with an intention to kill him. The bullet grazed past his forehead and Kashyap was taken to a local government hospital for treatment. Sanjay Kumar Yadav, additional superintendent of Etah police said that Kashyap was out of danger. :numbness:
http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/india/Sushil-Modi-takes-on-Nitish-for-not-greeting-Narendra-Modi/articleshow/22998858.cms
Kumar's party JD(U) had defended its leader saying it was part of "sanskar" (tradition) and no political meaning should be derived from it. for not NN RCJ DKC[/size]
it seems TOI invented last 3 parties
 

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